HIT THE LIGHTS!!!

A record 115,000 fans are expected to jam into Michigan Stadium tomorrow night for the first-ever night game at the Big House. It should prove to be quite a spectacle, even if both programs are mere shadows of their former selves.

I have two predictions for the game: 1) Notre Dame Coach Brian Kelly will still fucking swear at his fucking players from the fucking sidelines despite the fucking ridiculous criticism he received from the fucking media this week (but I still think he’s a douchebag) and 2) Michigan will win in an epic shootout with very little defense, 55-48.

And now for your listening pleasure…

Redo, please

You've got to be bleeping' me!

Brian Kelly has decided not to name a starting quarterback until Monday, and I think that’s ridiculous. Sure an underdog has all off-season to prepare for the opener of a ranked team, but that doesn’t mean they should win the game. Miscues and terrible decision-making on Dayne Crist’s part at QB lead the Irish into a 16-0 hole at halftime.

Tommy Reis helped the Irish out of that hole and the Irish went on to outscore South Florida 20-7 in the second half, but that was not enough to prevent them from going 0-1. It was a terrible first-half, especially for Crist, that saw everything that could go wrong, go wrong for Notre Dame. So why wait until Monday? Name Reis your starting QB before the season slips away.

I thought Brian Kelly coached teams were mentally tougher, fundamentally stronger and more disciplined than Charlie Weis, Tyrone Willingham, and Bob Davies coached teams. You would not know this last Saturday, it was more of the same.

So now with the season in turmoil one game in, the Irish have to go play the first night game ever at Michigan in ugly green uniforms to commemorate the game. I’m not going to mention the Irish’s record when wearing green, but it’s not good. All I can say is Fuck Michigan and GO IRISH!!!!