Weird Beard vs. Hair Helmet

New details emerged on Tuesday about the tiff between then-Patriots WR Randy Moss and QB Tom Brady which may have led to Moss’s trade to the Vikings late last week.

Preliminary reports describe a heated (yet very lame) verbal battle between the two superstars where Brady told Moss to shave his mangy beard to which Moss retorted that Brady’s hair made him look like a girl.

But Theismann’s Earhole has learned the argument escalated dramatically from there. Sources close to the situation have provided further details and video footage of how events unfolded soon after the exchange of grooming insults. In this exclusive video, an admittedly crude reenactment reveals that the spat apparently (and inexplicably) spilled into the boardroom of Firestone Tire Co. in Akron, OH: