TD celebration of the year!

No idea what the guy in the backpack did to the Giants’ Michael Boley, but he looked like he deserved it.

If history is our guide, ND doesn’t stand a chance against State

The 2010 play of the year was affectionately known as “Little Giants” and it couldn’t have been more beautiful for Spartan fans.  That play simultaneously propelled Michigan State to an 11-1 regular season and a B1G championship while crushing the spirit and ruining the season of the Fighting Irish. The fact that State’s Coach Mark Dantonio had a heart attack shortly after the call is testament to how taxing and ballsy that decision was.

But more than anything, the play exemplified the dominance Michigan State (2-0) has had over Notre Dame (0-2) over the better part of the last two decades regardless of circumstance, talent, coaching or even home field advantage.  Since 1997, State has taken 10 of 14 from the Irish, including six out of the last seven in South Bend, of which I was lucky enough to witness two in person.

Notre Dame comes into the game nursing substantial wounds from yet another devastating loss, this time to arch-rival Michigan, in what will go down as one of the greatest (well, let’s say most exciting) games in college football history. “Under the Lights” at Michigan Stadium for the first time ever, a superior ND squad managed to piss away a 24-7 fourth quarter lead that included two separate leads in the last two minutes.  The loss turned Coach Brian Kelly’s head a frightening color of purple and sent the Irish home 0-2.

MSU, on the other hand, comes in 2-0 after dominating performances with a combined score of 72-6.  While Youngstown State and Florida Atlantic are admittedly subpar opponents, the Spartans are riding a wave of confidence nonetheless and certainly are not intimidated by the spectre of playing in the shadow of Touchdown Jesus tomorrow.

It seems the Green & White simply has the Golden Domers’ number and there’s little to suggest that will change this year as State will walk away with yet another Megaphone Trophy.

Can’t wait!

Prick Saban models Alabama Sportswear Collection 2211

It’s understandable that someone who dresses like he’s from the future doesn’t understand the present.

Weird Beard vs. Hair Helmet

New details emerged on Tuesday about the tiff between then-Patriots WR Randy Moss and QB Tom Brady which may have led to Moss’s trade to the Vikings late last week.

Preliminary reports describe a heated (yet very lame) verbal battle between the two superstars where Brady told Moss to shave his mangy beard to which Moss retorted that Brady’s hair made him look like a girl.

But Theismann’s Earhole has learned the argument escalated dramatically from there. Sources close to the situation have provided further details and video footage of how events unfolded soon after the exchange of grooming insults. In this exclusive video, an admittedly crude reenactment reveals that the spat apparently (and inexplicably) spilled into the boardroom of Firestone Tire Co. in Akron, OH:

C’mon Red Rocket!

Half the reason I wanted to start this blog is just to repost classics like this.